Dear Useful Infidel,
Congratulations! Your application for membership in The Hug Jihad America Society (HUJAS) has been approved!
HUJAS is the affinity group for Americans like you, Americans who support our right to build the 9/11 Victory Mosque overlooking Ground Zero.
Thanks to your HUJAS efforts, we will soon begin work on our next projects, including The Major Nidal Hasan Community Mosque and Shooting Range at Ft. Hood, Texas, and it's sister institution, The Mike Bloomberg Mosque & Institute of Applied Jihad Engineering in Times Square in New York.
And to show our appreciation for your work in helping us to inject Sharia and build these Mosques in the heart of America, we have enclosed your very own personalized and laminated HUJAS Jihad Pass.
Your Jihad Pass, printed in Arabic and English, will serve to identify you to Jihadis around the world as a bonafide member of HUJAS, and more importantly, as a Perfectly True Useful Infidel ("PTUI.")
While membership in HUJAS and designation as a PTUI includes many benefits listed below, the following terms and conditions will apply.