1/16/04

Top Ten Things Overheard in the Jewish Soldiers' Bunker in Iraq (In honor of the estimated 1500 Jewish Troops serving currently in the Gulf).


10. What rank does someone have to be to get an aliyah around here?

9. Dang it, who's been getting chumetz all over my nightvision goggles

8. Anyone know if I can make havdalah on oil-field fires?

Click Here For the rest of Bangitout.com's Kosher Top 10 list.

Now we're talkin'!"

Sent to JewPoint by our Chevrah up north! Yasher Koach! (and stay warm!)

1/15/04

An early Valentines Card from Hamas, sponsors of the NLB (new lady bombers):


With apologies to our friends in Florida:


1/13/04

Haaretz wins Neville Chamberlain award for the week:


Inserts Gush Shalom / Jews-On-Their-Knees / Peace Now Appeasement ad in an article bemoaning Israeli team sliced by whining Jordanians.



How smart of Lo Eretz to place the Gush Shalom ad in the middle of this story;

The Israeli fencing team will not be allowed to participate in the world fencing championship to take place in Aqaba in two days, the head of the Jordanian fencing association has told his Israeli counterpart. "If the Israelis take part in the championship, Arab teams will not come to Aqaba," he said.

No Jew at Lo Eretz has the temerity to suggest that the Israeli team show up and LET THE ARABS DEFAULT by not appearing.

But here is where the Lo Eretz appeasers work their magic: they put Gush's ad in the right part of the story, to show how Israel's chances to even participate in the Olympics are jeopardized because...

If Israel is not allowed to participate in the world championship, the chances of Israel's two senior fencers, Tomer Or and Ayelet Ohayon, of reaching the 2004 Olympics in Athens will be jeopardized... Over the past few days, Jordan has severely criticized Israeli actions in the territories, especially the continued construction of the separation fence.


Personally, I think the Jordanians are cowards. I also think this issue of "fencing" is perfect timing, to remind them that JORDAN is "palestine"... click here to pass the message on to the Jordanians to take back their arab brothers from Yesha, and tell the Jewish appeasers how you feel at feedback@haaretz.co.il

ROPMA Daniel Pearl Redux: Houston / Saudi Muslim man becomes religious, takes Koran literally and decapitates former Jewish "friend."


Saudi pleads guilty to killing Jewish friend in Houston
Houston Chronicle ^ | Jan. 12, 2004, | ANDREW TILGHMAN

A Saudi Arabian national who slashed a Jewish friend's throat after apparently undergoing a religious reawakening has pleaded guilty to murder rather than face trial.

Mohammed Ali Alayed, 23, faces up to 60 years in prison for the Aug. 6 attack in which Ariel Sellouk was almost decapitated with a knife.



Although Alayed went to a local mosque after the slaying and no clear motive was established, Houston police said they could not find any evidence that Sellouk, also 23, was killed because of his race or religion...

Maybe the Houston PD needs to READ THE KORAN:

"When you meet the unbelievers in jihad [holy war], chop off their heads. And when you have brought them low, bind your prisoners rigorously. Then set them free or take ransom from them until the war is ended." (Koran, 47:40)


... Sellouk, a Moroccan Jew who settled in Houston in 1982, said his son became friends with Alayed a few years ago. He said Alayed underwent "a religious experience" about two years ago, became a devout Muslim and broke off contact with Ariel.

On the day of the slaying, Sellouk said, Alayed called his son and suggested they get together. The two had drinks at a bar before going to Alayed's apartment about midnight.

Alayed's roommate told police the two were not arguing before Sellouk was killed.
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Isn't THAT nice... at least the Jew wasn't ARGUING before the Muslim killed him.

"Murder them and treat them harshly" (Koran 9:123)

There's no "hate" crime here... keep moving along folks, he was only Jewish...