Top Ten Things Overheard in the Jewish Soldiers' Bunker in Iraq (In honor of the estimated 1500 Jewish Troops serving currently in the Gulf).
10. What rank does someone have to be to get an aliyah around here?
9. Dang it, who's been getting chumetz all over my nightvision goggles
8. Anyone know if I can make havdalah on oil-field fires?
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